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DISCLAIMER: If you’ve never had an ED, these pranks might sound particularly cruel to you. However, let me assure you that we former and current anorexics, bulimics and binge eaters DO have senses of humor, though they are usually of a “black” variety!
SECOND DISCLAIMER: I’m in a particularly feisty mood today; consequently, it’s important to remember that the following list has been written in […]
For those of you not given to weight preoccupation, please disregard this message.
For those of you who can even somewhat understand, know that I am now at the highest weight I’ve been in over three years.
AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Please tell me I’m not crazy. (Or at least tell me that it’s okay to be this wacky.)
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8. Eat an octopus. Alive. Feisty. Angry. (The octopus, I mean.)
7. Watch a 24-hour marathon of “The Lawrence Welk Show”’s most polyester, white bread moments.
6. Enter a hip-hop dancing contest. (I cannot, repeat CANNOT, dance worth a p’tooty.)
5. Give eighteen smelly apes gynecological exams… without sedation for any of us.
4. Spend a day with any of the […]
All these strange ”-orexias” have gotten my creative juices going. Consequently, I started thinking about the possibilities for new “conditions”, and I just had to share them with you…
Exorexia - When you lose weight to spite your “ex” (husband, boyfriend, lover, whatever.)
Gownorexia - Usually suffered by brides looking to fit into their wedding outfits.
Firstdateorexia - When women […]
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