Livin’ in the “fast” lane
Okay. Nobody would be surprised if Woody Harrelson did something crazy, right? I mean, the guy has a history of hotheadedness and weirdness.
Now, according to a UK celeb news site, he’s expressing an interest in going to a remote island and fasting for 40 days.
(What is this? The Book of Genesis? Why 40 days, Woody? Why not 39? Or 41? But I digress…)
A quote from Mr. Woody includes this tasty tidbit:
“I know it’s going to be really hard. But can you imagine it? Eating nothing for 40 days? Swimming and surfing every day in a remote place? Where does the mind go?”
I can tell him exactly where the mind goes: In. The. Crapper.
Having waltzed with Ana for a number of years, I can assure Mr. Harrelson that the brain starved of nourishment goes to a very dark, very scary place.
Granted, Woody’s taking this fasting thang on for a different reason than did I, but it’s all cannibalism as far as I’m concerned. And I hope it doesn’t encourage others to do likewise if he ever goes through with this outrageous plan.
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1 opinion for Livin’ in the “fast” lane
sherrie
May 30, 2008 at 3:34 pm
my friend’s mother is permanently brain damaged from trying such a stunt in October, and she needs round the clock care as a result of fasting for 40 days. This “great idea” of hers has destroyed a family of three children. The mother is now in a nursing home, and the kids are emotionally devastated. Starving the body means starving the brain. She depleted her Vitamin B levels, among other things.
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