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Please tell me we’ve all been “Punk’d”…

by angelique on April 23rd, 2008

There’s a new book on the market called “My Beautiful Mommy”. 

But wait.  Before you sigh and rush out to grab a copy for Mother’s Day, hold your horses (and your wallet.)

You see, this little pamphlet o’ drivel was created by a physician so kids could understand why mommy is headed to a cosmetic surgeon for elective plastic surgery.  

The book explains that after giving birth, mommy needs a tummy tuck and nose job (huh?)  A boob job is implied (check out her new tomatoes by the ending) but never fully discussed. 

When the daughter in the story is understandably upset about the fact that her mommy won’t look the same after all her nips and rips, her loving mama gently explains that her nose will be “not just different… prettier.”  (I’m paraphrasing… you can actually read more in this article by PopWatch blog.)

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Um, is Ashton Kutcher behind this?  Please?  I really want to believe that this piece of horse crud isn’t legit.  However, I can find absolutely no indications that it’s anything but serious.   

This is sick, sick, sick.  What the heck is next?  “Why Mommy Pierced Her Vulva”? 

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